Toxic Kitty Blue Velvet UV Face Covering.

ABOUT

IN DUST WE TRUST! Whether you’re partying on the playa or being a conscientious civilian keeping those cooties at bay, We have you covered night and day!  These masks are made with a flexible elastic trim with an easy looping structure for both quick covers and rapid releases. Hand selected, breathable fabrics allow you to take a deep breath, don your dystopian best, and head out into this Brave New World. 

WHAT MAKES THEM SO AWESOME:

• Comfortably cover nose, mouth, and chin - it’s like a hug for half of your face!

• Amazing selection of fabrics and freaking awesome designs allow you to look like a dystopian dream! 

• Not intended for medical use, but may help prevent transmittal of gross germs and cooties! 

• Stretchy elastic trim allows for quick coverage and rapid release without giving you dumbo ears.

• Cotton liner provides maximal breathability and can even double as a reversible look. 

• MADE IN USA 

Shipping Methods

To keep things simple for customers, we have two shipping options: Standard & Priority. Each option has three price tiers within itself depending on weight. However, if you'd like to request a custom shipping option just give us a call and we'll work something out.

*measurements are in pounds

Easy Returns & Exchanges

We're always more than happy to accept returns and exchanges on most products. However, for health reasons, there are some items we do not accept returns or exchanges for. These items include panties, lingerie, and any hosiery that isn't crotchless.